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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 8, 2008 11:56:40 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though."
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Post by ram on Oct 8, 2008 14:26:44 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..."
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 8, 2008 14:39:16 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!"
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Post by cleburne on Oct 12, 2008 10:21:14 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!" 6. You wont believe it I left the car and house keys on top of my piano and now I m stuck outside and cant get back in and all the locksmiths are busy and the only one I found will take hours to get here.
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Post by ram on Oct 12, 2008 14:20:16 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!" 6. You wont believe it I left the car and house keys on top of my piano and now I m stuck outside and cant get back in and all the locksmiths are busy and the only one I found will take hours to get here. 7. Sorry I can't come in, but my kid is sick and I think she passed whatever it is to me too.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 14, 2008 8:37:53 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!" 6. You wont believe it I left the car and house keys on top of my piano and now I m stuck outside and cant get back in and all the locksmiths are busy and the only one I found will take hours to get here. 7. Sorry I can't come in, but my kid is sick and I think she passed whatever it is to me too. 8. I won't be in today. I have a job interview. Wait....did I say that aloud?
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Post by ram on Oct 27, 2008 2:48:39 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!" 6. You wont believe it I left the car and house keys on top of my piano and now I m stuck outside and cant get back in and all the locksmiths are busy and the only one I found will take hours to get here. 7. Sorry I can't come in, but my kid is sick and I think she passed whatever it is to me too. 8. I won't be in today. I have a job interview. Wait....did I say that aloud? 9. Guess what, a freaking snake bit me yesterday. I managed to get to a hospital in time, but I'm totally not gonna be a functional employee today...or tomorrow.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 27, 2008 12:11:02 GMT -5
Top Ten Sickday Excuses
1. "I want to come in to work but that convenient store burrito I ate last night has other plans."
2. "Sorry, lady sneezed on me at the supermarket yesterday..." 3. "I know this is kind of embarassing but a monkey stole my car keys and I'm stuck 150 miles away, without my wallet...or my pants. This nice lady...Marie is it?...was kind enough to let me borrow her phone. I'm sure I'll be in tomorrow though." 4. "Ugh, I'm feeling nauseous...I knew I shouldn't have eaten that chicken sandwich last night..." 5. "Um...*cough*...I'm feeling pretty...*cough*...bad....*cough, cough, cough*...but...*cough*...I'll come in...*cough, cough, cough cough-ghagggggghhhsniffle-cough*...if you really...*cough*...need me....cough, cough, cough wheeze cough, sneeze!" 6. You wont believe it I left the car and house keys on top of my piano and now I m stuck outside and cant get back in and all the locksmiths are busy and the only one I found will take hours to get here. 7. Sorry I can't come in, but my kid is sick and I think she passed whatever it is to me too. 8. I won't be in today. I have a job interview. Wait....did I say that aloud? 9. Guess what, a freaking snake bit me yesterday. I managed to get to a hospital in time, but I'm totally not gonna be a functional employee today...or tomorrow. 10. Sorry Boss. Too busy posting at Glurpworld this morning. You understand.
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!"
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Post by ram on Oct 30, 2008 23:13:58 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!"
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Post by cleburne on Nov 5, 2008 12:41:58 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!" 3 "For God and Country!"
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Post by thomasallencummins on Nov 5, 2008 14:36:43 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!" 3 "For God and Country!" 4. "It's Clobberin Time!"
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Post by Cad Zombie on Nov 5, 2008 23:34:44 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!" 3 "For God and Country!" 4. "It's Clobberin Time!" 5. "Whats the matter you apes, you wanna live forever?" 6. "Charge!" 7. "d**n the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" 8. "Faugh a Ballaugh!"
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Post by ram on Nov 5, 2008 23:57:49 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!" 3 "For God and Country!" 4. "It's Clobberin Time!" 5. "Whats the matter you apes, you wanna live forever?" 6. "Charge!" 7. "d**n the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" 8. "Faugh a Ballaugh!" 9. "Locked and loaded!" (yes, lame)
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Post by Cad Zombie on Nov 6, 2008 19:50:09 GMT -5
Top Ten Battle cries
1. "Remember the Alamo!" 2. "Death to the Infidels!" 3 "For God and Country!" 4. "It's Clobberin Time!" 5. "Whats the matter you apes, you wanna live forever?" 6. "Charge!" 7. "d**n the torpedoes, full speed ahead!" 8. "Faugh a Ballaugh!" 9. "Locked and loaded!" (yes, lame) 10. "F*&^ YOUUUUUUU!"
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Post by thomasallencummins on Nov 7, 2008 10:21:36 GMT -5
Top Ten Classic Board Games
1. Monopoly
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