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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 5, 2007 5:46:12 GMT -5
I've heard of Batman versus Superman theories for a very long time. My opinion on the subject remains constant. If Superman could be convinced to battle Batman in the first place and was not holding back in any way.... 1:28:59 pm. Battle begins. Batman leaps into the fray throwing every punch and gadget he's every conceived of. None of Batman's Kryptonite weapons have time to affect Superman due to that handy super speed. 1:29:02 pm. Battle ends. Superman runs up and crushes Batman's armor and body into a ball the size of a walnut.  Superman uses his mighty janitorial skills to clean up the gooey mess before anyone (other than Batman) is inconvenienced. End |
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Post by Cad Zombie on Oct 6, 2007 11:58:46 GMT -5
I think that pretty much covers it.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 9, 2007 6:16:30 GMT -5
I'm inclined to agree with your comment, CZ.
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Post by dANdeLION on Oct 9, 2007 9:25:42 GMT -5
Daredevil vs. Hulk. This one actually lasts longer than the aformentioned Batman/Superman battle, as the Hulk isn't gifted with super-speed, and it takes several minutes for Hulk to notice Daredevil is fighting him. Nevertheless, once he notices, he takes a few swings at DD, one connects, and the first part of the 'battle' is over. The second part, the one where DD, with the help of a surgical team, battles to survive, takes much longer. (See Daredevil #'s 163-164; that's pretty much what happened!)
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Post by ram on Oct 9, 2007 13:48:06 GMT -5
Way too funny, guys! Superman's mighty janitorial skills...hahaha!!!
(I remember years and years ago some Marvel/DC crossover special where Superman confronted the Hulk. I thought the fight was pretty cool while it lasted.)
I liked how the Batman vs. Superman idea was treated in the Armageddon 2000 (2001?) story. Crazy, but well-told.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 9, 2007 14:13:55 GMT -5
Well dAN, I imagine that is what happens to most non super powered beings that have the jewels to fight the Hulk. ;D
I remember the MARVEL/DC crossover you mentioned, ram.
I also remember it was somewhat forgetable. I might be wrong. I forget.
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Post by sgtnull on Oct 10, 2007 0:36:37 GMT -5
Superman vs Hulk would last forever wouldn't it? the Hulk would get madder and madder while Supes kept up with the sun. neither could do enough damage if we are talking self regenerating Hulk.
Daredevil should be able to kick Batman's ass btw.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 10, 2007 11:42:24 GMT -5
Daredevil should be able to kick Batman's ass btw. Now there would be a nice match up. At least were talking about two guys that have no super powers (out side of DDs radar sense of course). Agility and fighting skills versus agility and fighting skills. It seems Batman owns the nifty gadget market but that doesn't mean he has a real edge. In this case it would come down to motivation. (of course we can't go by the movie Daredevil. He was skewered by Elektra and then helplessly watched her die when, after loosing even more blood, he manages to take down both Bullseye and then the Kingpin. Something really really really really screwed up about that. ) |
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 11, 2007 6:31:44 GMT -5
The Ivory Soaper vs. Glorr the hapless space monster. Not for the squeamish.  |
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Post by dANdeLION on Oct 11, 2007 8:36:03 GMT -5
Daredevil should be able to kick Batman's ass btw. Possibly. At least the first time. But only because Batman would be busy studying/testing DD's moves, fighting style, tendancies, stamina, speed, toughness.....and he'd be so d**n prepared for the second fight, and all subsequent fights, that DD would be best off leaving him alone. |
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Post by dANdeLION on Oct 11, 2007 8:37:20 GMT -5
Galactus vs. the Mole Man would make for a scintillating microsecond of conflict.
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Post by thomasallencummins on Oct 11, 2007 8:51:29 GMT -5
Galactus vs. the Mole Man would make for a scintillating microsecond of conflict. Now I'd pay money to see that....wait...see what? |
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Post by sgtnull on Oct 11, 2007 9:21:35 GMT -5
Daredevil should be able to kick Batman's ass btw. Now there would be a nice match up. At least were talking about two guys that have no super powers (out side of DDs radar sense of course). Agility and fighting skills versus agility and fighting skills. It seems Batman owns the nifty gadget market but that doesn't mean he has a real edge. In this case it would come down to motivation. (of course we can't go by the movie Daredevil. He was skewered by Elektra and then helplessly watched her die when, after loosing even more blood, he manages to take down both Bullseye and then the Kingpin. Something really really really really screwed up about that. ) Daredevil would be faster. batman more a brawler. Iron Fist could kick both their asses. I think Batman's quest to learn every fighting style would hurt him against someone with equal discipline. |
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Post by prorider514 on Oct 13, 2007 7:42:19 GMT -5
hulk vs. anyone...no contest why? cuz the hulks amazin! hulk smash
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Post by sgtnull on Oct 14, 2007 2:16:49 GMT -5
hulk vs. anyone...no contest why? cuz the hulks amazin! hulk smash if Superman would be willing to kill it could be a more even match-up. but Hulk's healing factor would be hard to beat. i'm assuming most energy based attacks would not really work unless you could vaporize the Hulk's mass before he could regrow it? |
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